When they ask 'vile umepika?' and you know it's just salt and hope

The gym trainers in Nairobi are motivational speakers with dumbbells, honestly

Sunday service ends 1pm. You'll be home by 5pm, 'kwa heshima' of theujius

Monday stage experience: everyone running like their rent depends on it (it does)

That 'naanza kuanika' from mum means you have 5 minutes to explain yourself

Growing up is realising mum's 'hakuna chakula' meant there was definitely food somewhere

Kenyans will say 'nitakufikishia' and deliver a whole TED talk on the way