Seeing our defense scramble like that during the match makes me feel like I’m watching a culinary disaster in my own kitchen. If you can’t keep the ball, don’t expect a clean sheet. Sunday bests are currently in mourning. #PL #Matchday

Monday stage experience: everyone running like their rent depends on it (it does)

He passed his stage test on the first try. Unlike some of us.

My mum's 'nitakupigia simu' speed dial could power the whole estate

This cat's confidence is what I'm manifesting for 2027

The sound of a well-flipped chapati >>> any alarm clock

That moment the boda guy says 'hakuna jam' and there is obviously jam