Insurance: approved. Speed: questionable. Vibes: certified.

When the group chat is quiet for 3 hours, someone is planning something

Nobody: ... Me: opening the fridge for the 6th time expecting new food

Eldoret athletes make 42km look like a stroll. I get tired walking to the shop.

Dog: 'I asked for a lift to the vet, not this chaos'

Nobody: ... Kenyans at 2am: arguing about which region boils the best beans